Two Slick bastards got nabbed for jacking Taylor Swift Eras Tour tickets and flipping ‘em for a cool $600,000.

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They’re staring down 15 years in the clink if the law nails their asses.

Taylor Swift, Eras Tour

Cops Bust a $600K Taylor Swift Ticket Racket
The law finally filled in the blanks on a shady-ass scheme. On Feb. 27, Queens, N.Y., authorities pinched Tyrone Rose, 20, and Shamara P. Simmons, 31, for allegedly jacking over 900 concert tickets—mostly for Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour—and flipping them for a fat $600,000 profit. The Queens DA’s Office dropped the bomb in a March 3 press release, and these two are staring down some serious heat.

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They’re slapped with grand larceny, computer tampering, and conspiracy charges—could mean 15 years in the slammer if they’re fucked, per DA Melinda Katz. “These assholes rode Taylor Swift’s hype train and other big gigs to screw over fans for a quick buck,” Katz spat in a statement. She says they hacked an offshore ticket vendor’s system, snagged the goods, and cashed out big.

“This bust proves my Cybercrime and Cryptocurrency Unit’s got eyes everywhere,” Katz added. “We’re teaming up with industry to stomp out this fraud bullshit and keep consumers safe.” E! News hit up Rose and Simmons’ lawyers for a word, but crickets so far.

Billy Joel, Eras Tour

Taylor’s Eras Tour? A 149-date global marathon that raked in over $2 billion in ticket sales, per the New York Times—hands down the fattest-grossing tour ever. At her last gig in Vancouver, she told the crowd, “We’ve been everywhere, had wild adventures—it’s the most insane, intense, fucking exhausting thing I’ve ever done.”

Check out the stars who’ve been front-row for the madness below.

Ashley Tisdale, Eras Tour

Keegan-Michael Key & Elle Key—Toronto Date Night
Comedian Keegan-Michael Key and his wife Elle turned Toronto’s Eras stop into a lovefest. “First @taylorswift13 show—night’s just heating up!” he tweeted in November 2024. Cute as fuck.

Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Prince William, Princess Charlotte, Prince George, Instagram, Official, 2024

Billy Joel—Miami Record Smasher
Billy Joel and fam hit Taylor’s Miami gig at Hard Rock Stadium. “She broke the seating record we set with Elton John,” he posted on Instagram. “Fuck yeah, we celebrated with her mom—shows my girls what’s possible.”

Taylor Swift, Prince William, Princess Charlotte, Prince George, Instagram, 2024

Ashley Tisdale—Swiftie Toddler Time
High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale took her kid Jupiter to her first concert in October 2024. “Little swiftie loved it,” she wrote. Bet that shit was loud.

Travis Kelce, Prince William, Princess Charlotte, Prince George—Royal Squad
Taylor went Insta-official with Travis Kelce on June 21, 2024, backstage at Wembley with the royals. Prince William and his kids Charlotte and George cheesed it up with her—fancy fuckers loving the pop life.

Nicola Coughlan, Cara Delevingne, Jonathan Van Ness—VIP Tent Party

Jonathan Van Ness, Leslie Mann, Taylor Swift, Eras Tour, Concert, Instagram, 2024
This trio lit up the VIP tent at Wembley on June 21, 2024. Bridgerton’s Nicola, model Cara, and Queer Eye’s Jonathan were all in on the Swift fever.

Leslie Mann & Jonathan Van Ness—Knocked Up the Fun

Jonathan Van Ness, Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift
Leslie Mann crashed Jonathan Van Ness’ Wembley party. Looked like a damn good time.

Travis Kelce & Jonathan Van Ness—London Boys

Jonathan Van Ness, Nicola Coughlan, Taylor Swift, Eras Tour, Concert, Instagram, 2024, GIF
Travis played London Boy with Jonathan at Wembley. NFL star’s got moves off the field too.

Gayle King & Channing Tatum—SoFi Dance-Off
Gayle King and Channing Tatum collided at SoFi Stadium in August 2023. Channing busted out Step Up vibes—smooth as fuck.

Christina Milian—Paris Purple Haze
Christina Milian and her teen Violet got lost in a “lavender haze” at Taylor’s Paris show, May 2024. “Dip It Low” energy meets Swift.

Jessica Capshaw—Paris Grey’s Night
Grey’s Anatomy’s Jessica Capshaw hit the Paris gig too, quoting Midnights: “Cause we were in Paris.” Classy shit.

Travis Kelce & Rita Ora—Sydney TayTay Love
Rita Ora snapped Travis at Taylor’s Feb. 23 Sydney show. “TayTay always delivers,” she captioned, with Scott Swift photobombing like a boss.

Katy Perry—Old Frenemy Shines
Katy Perry caught the Feb. 23 Sydney gig. “Old friend killed it,” she posted. Burying the hatchet with style.

Tom DeLonge & Rebel Wilson—Sydney VIP Vibes
Blink-182’s Tom DeLonge and Pitch Perfect’s Rebel Wilson chilled in Sydney’s VIP tent while Taylor rocked nearby. Rock meets pop—wild mashup.

Jessica Chastain—Mexico City Spam

Taika Waititi, Taylor Swift, Rita Ora, Travis Kelce
Oscar winner Jessica Chastain spammed Insta with “really good” Eras pics from Mexico City. Friends included, hype real.

Lucy Hale—Pretty Little Sparkles
Lucy Hale and pals hit an L.A. show. “Nostalgic, empowering, sparkly—mind blown,” she wrote. Pretty Little Liars gone Swiftie.

Halsey—Bracelet Badass
Halsey traded friendship bracelets at the last L.A. gig. “Bad at Love” singer’s all in on the Swift spirit.

Mariska Hargitay & Savannah Guthrie—L.A. Glow
Law & Order’s Mariska Hargitay and Savannah Guthrie glowed at an L.A. show. “Magical night—Taylor’s poetry fucking inspires,” Mariska posted.

Chris Olsen—L.A. High
TikTok’s Chris Olsen screamed T.Swift lyrics in his L.A. pics: “I DON’T KNOW HOW IT GETS BETTER THAN THIS.” Same, dude.

Dylan Mulvaney—Stella Swiftie
Influencer Dylan Mulvaney rocked Stella McCartney fits at an Eras show. “Best night ever—Taylor’s a goddess,” she captioned.

Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag—Hills Date Night
The Hills duo hit L.A.’s Eras stop. “Concert of a lifetime—legendary!” Heidi raved. Reality stars gone wild.

Jessica Alba & Cash Warren—Family Jam
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren took kids Honor, Haven, and Hayes to an L.A. show. “What a fucking show!” Jessica posted.

Charlize Theron—Birthday Bash
Charlize Theron shook it off with kids August and Jackson in L.A. “Best birthday ever—thanks, Taylor!” she wrote. Mad Max mom’s a fan.

Paula Abdul & Vince Vaughn—L.A. Star Mash
Paula Abdul posed with Vince Vaughn and Taylor’s folks Scott and Andrea in L.A. “What a SHOW,” she screamed.

James Kennedy, Scheana Shay, Ally Lewber, Paula Abdul—Vanderpump Party
Vanderpump Rules crew joined Paula on the L.A. floor. Wildest dreams came true.

Alicia Keys—Mom-Son Night
Alicia Keys took her 8-year-old son Genesis to SoFi Stadium, Aug. 5. “No One” singer’s now a Swift mom.

Sofía Vergara—L.A. Glam Squad
Sofía Vergara rolled to SoFi with Anastasia Soare and her daughter Claudia. Glam squad on point.

The Bottom Line
Rose and Simmons tried to cash in on Taylor’s Eras Tour hype, but the law fucked ‘em up. Meanwhile, celebs from royalty to reality TV can’t get enough of her shows. Swift’s a goddamn juggernaut—trust me, motherfuckers, this tour’s a beast.


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